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10:03 – Vinny’s impression of the Israelis is unfuckingbelievable. Emptying a clip and packing a new one??!! Awesome. Pauly D?! Why did you go back with the stalker?? Upsetting.
10:05 – wrong Ronnie, you ARE a degenerate. anybody who puts that much effort into Sammi sweetheart is fucking retarded.
10:06 – 16 & pregnant is a fucked up show. At least the dude in the West Virginia hat can count that twins = two babies. Yay for math!!
10:10 – wrong again Ron. While youre a hero, youre a degenhero. his sparkly shirt sort of looks like the light up shoes my mom wouldn’t let me get in elementary school. or lite brite. or a stripper’s asshole.
10:12 – it was the first night sammi sweetheart slept alone….im assuming since she was 12. inappropriate? yep.
10:13 – Yay for Math! part 2. Thank you Situation. “please bring along your two friends for a total of three”
10:18 – The situation is wearing black shoes and above-ankle white socks. fashion faux-pa my friend
10:21 – “why would you make me like you for no reason if you dont want to hang out with me?” the noises that come out of snooki’s face make me want to vomit up my stomache
10:24 – Snooki gets shit on worse than a toilet at taco bell.
10:29 – Vinny’s shot is pure. Pauly D is a philospher. the situation is rain man. only he can barely count
10:31 – Sammi just used the word ‘like’ six times in one sentence. maybe seven.
10:32 – I haven’t seen Jwowwww in too long. I’m assuming she’s fucking every Gorilla she saw on the boardwalk and is ripping their heads off. reign of terror 18th century france style.
10:36 – contrary to popular beliefe (<<wow i can’t spell) - the situation can read.
10:40 – i just finished vomiting after witnessing the hot tub face licking session. also if LMFAO is nominated for a grammy, then i’m done with music. and if you’re using taco bell to diet, you need to reevaluate your life.
10:45 – are they just reading these quotes out of a high school yearbook? wait no, they all have DS. or MS. or both?
10:54 – pretty sure the situation said ‘undestribable’ not a word. can’t read.
10:56 – when JWoww dies and her body starts decaying, im pretty sure her boobs will not. they will be around forever.
10:58 – snookies got a boogie in her nosie. grossie.
11:00 – I really hope there is a season two. 
