Jersey Shore Finale Live Blog

10:03 – Vinny’s impression of the Israelis is unfuckingbelievable.  Emptying a clip and packing a new one??!!  Awesome.  Pauly D?! Why did you go back with the stalker?? Upsetting.

10:05 – wrong Ronnie, you ARE a degenerate. anybody who puts that much effort into Sammi sweetheart is fucking retarded.

10:06 – 16 & pregnant is a fucked up show.  At least the dude in the West Virginia hat can count that twins = two babies.  Yay for math!!

10:10 – wrong again Ron. While youre a hero, youre a degenhero.  his sparkly shirt sort of looks like the light up shoes my mom wouldn’t let me get in elementary school.  or lite brite.  or a stripper’s asshole.

10:12 – it was the first night sammi sweetheart slept alone….im assuming since she was 12.  inappropriate? yep.

10:13 – Yay for Math! part 2.  Thank you Situation. “please bring along your two friends for a total of three”

10:18 – The situation is wearing black shoes and above-ankle white socks. fashion faux-pa my friend

10:21 – “why would you make me like you for no reason if you dont want to hang out with me?”  the noises that come out of snooki’s face make me want to vomit up my stomache

10:24 – Snooki gets shit on worse than a toilet at taco bell.

10:29 – Vinny’s shot is pure.  Pauly D is a philospher. the situation is rain man. only he can barely count

10:31 – Sammi just used the word ‘like’ six times in one sentence. maybe seven.

10:32 – I haven’t seen Jwowwww in too long.  I’m assuming she’s fucking every Gorilla she saw on the boardwalk and is ripping their heads off.  reign of terror 18th century france style.

10:36 – contrary to popular beliefe – the situation can read.

10:40 – i just finished vomiting after witnessing the hot tub face licking session.  also if LMFAO is nominated for a grammy, then i’m done with music.  and if you’re using taco bell to diet, you need to reevaluate your life.

10:45 – are they just reading these quotes out of a high school yearbook?  wait no, they all have DS. or MS. or both?

10:54 – pretty sure the situation said ‘undestribable’ not a word. can’t read.

10:56 – when JWoww dies and her body starts decaying, im pretty sure her boobs will not. they will be around forever.

10:58 – snookies got a boogie in her nosie. grossie.

11:00 – I really hope there is a season two.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #1

Oh Holy Night

Just as in “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas,” it’s impossible for me to pick who does the best version of this song.  But it’s without a doubt MY favorite Christmas song ever.  It’s epic.  It’s beautiful.  When the chorus comes in–”fall on your knees, oh hear the angel voices” I am just moved.  I love the song, and it’s about the most important part of the season, the birth of Jesus.  I say that as I type this after sleeping in past mass.  I suck.  Either way, here are some good renditions that I could find on YouTube.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #2

“Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas”

This song is so good that it doesn’t matter who is playing it.  Sometimes some versions mess up the lyrics a little bit, and while that irks me, I’ll credit artistic creativity/interpretation.  I really do love Coldplay’s version, as well as the versions by Copeland (Aaron Marsh), James Taylor, and Frank Sinatra.  But for a song that is this good, it’s impossible to pick one that is clear cut above the others.

I’ll include a few videos from YouTube, maybe you can decide which one you like best.  But most importantly, have yourself a merry little Christmas.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #3

“The Christmas Song” – Nat King Cole

The opening lines of this song are one of the famous of all time.  This is such a wonderful and classic song.  Nat is the man.  The imagery that this song has makes it impossible to not to conjure up thoughts of what is being sung about.  It’s heartwarming.

Although it’s been said many times, many ways, Merry Christmas, to you.

And I know I’m cheating, but because this is called “The Christmas Song,” I figured I throw in some extra videos of other songs titled the same…namely by Dave Mathews Band and Owl City.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #4

“Silent Night/Away in the Manger” – Relient K

Yes, I’m cheating again with putting two songs in one (I’ll do it again tomorrow as well, sue me, I’m the boss, I do what I want).

I love this medley because of the piano that runs through it, as well as Matt Thessien’s voice.  It’s just a beautiful song.  I’ve been listening to it before I’ve been going to sleep the last few nights.

Silent Night is one of my favorite Christmas songs, and as my brother can attest, I have like 50 versions of it.  Now that we are into the top 5, it’s hard to pick the best, so I may as well include some of the honorable mentions of the song.  Taylor Swift, Sarah McLaughlin, Sinatra, Low, Bright Eyes, etc.

Now that I’m back home, I can hook up the YouTube videos again.  If you listen to the entire song(s) you’ll hear the piano keep going, and that’s because it starts up at the beginning of the next song off this particular album called “I Celebrate the Day.”  While this won’t make the Top 25 Countdown, I’m going to include the video if you have a few minutes to listen. Trust me, it’s worth it.

Sleep in heavenly peace.

Silent Night/Away In A Manger

I Celebrate The Day

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #5

“White Christmas” – Bing Crosby

Classic. Easy as that. No explanation needed. I started watching the movie the other night but it was too late for me, it’s def on my hitlist though.

This year is shaping up to be a white christmas, which couldn’t be more perfect. Makes the whole day that much better.

Happy Christmas everyone.

Top 25 Christmas songs: #6

“I’ll be home for Christmas” – frank Sinatra

This is one of my favorite christmas songs. It’s sad yet hopeful. It reminds me of all the people that can’t be with their loves ones, especially our troops serving overseas. That’s something important to think about..how fortunate we really ate to be able to spend this special time of year with our loved ones. Take the time to tell your friends and family how great it is to spend time with them this season. Take care and God bless.

Also, both bing Crosby and michael buble do excellent versions of this song.

Top 25 Christmas songs: #7

“All I Want for Christmas” – Mariah Carey

For obvious reasons, this song is fun, and it has already be one a modern classic. Mariah has pipes, and she flexes them here for the world to see.

Also here’s a road trip update. I decided to call our trip the ‘we’ll be home for christmas’ road trip. Today we drive from Albuquerque, NM go Springfield, MO. Another 12 hours. Yayy. GBA.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #8

“Silver Bells” – Bing Crosby

If this isn’t a classic I don’t know what is. This song features Rosemary Clooney (George’s aunt I believe). This song reminds me of Christmas in NYC, which is one of the best things about the holiday season. I haven’t been able to get down there yet, but hopefully I can when I’m back from the road trip.

I can’t link to YouTube when I write this on my iPhone, so just search ’silver bells bing’ and you’ll be able to listen. Much love.

Ps in case you’re interested, we’re leaving LA shortly and driving to Albuquerque. 12 hrs of driving?? Sign me up!!

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #9

“Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” – Jackson 5

This original version of this song (from the old claymation TV special) was one of my favorite songs as a child.  But the first time I heard the Jackson 5 version, my mind was blown.  I’m not sure if they were the first to sing it like this, but shit, they may sing it the best.  Bruce Springsteen does another good version with the E Street Band, but little Michael Jackson just kills it.  Rest in peace MJ.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #10

“Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)” – Death Cab for Cutie

Well shit.  We’ve cracked into the Top 10.  At this point, these songs are just epic and it’s going to be hard for me to pick the who does the best version, but I’ll do the best I can.

It was between Death Cab and Anberlin for this one.  I like the U2 version a lot as well, but for some reason the Death Cab one just seemed to be the best choice.  This is a sad, but fun song, and it reaks of Christmas.  Years back I used to confuse this song with “Last Christmas” (#24 on our list).

Also, I’m flying out to California tomorrow to drive my brother home.  So Friday, Saturday, Sunday & Monday I will most likely not be able to post YouTube links from my phone, but we’ll see what I can do.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #11

“Happy Christmas (War Is Over)” – John Lennon

Yes, after John Lennon left the Beatles for Yoko he became a crazy socialist hippie–and the lyrics of this song reflect that.  But it is a song of hope and a song of peace, and that’s something to keep in mind.  Best wishes to all for a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #12

The First Noel – Josh Groban & Faith Hill

These two incredible singers just KILL IT in this song.  What pipes.  The chorus in the background is awesome.  Josh Groban is unbelievable, and Faith is not only beautiful, but I really never knew about her range and how well she can belt.  I mean wow.  What a great song.  Born is the King.  (thats kind of a cool name for a band/album/song (i’ll keep that in mind for later))

I can’t find the song/video on youtube, so here’s a link to where you can watch/listen (it’s legit, not a link to horse porn (sorry, I know you want it)):

http://fliiby.com/file/139226/ztopzkfc0q.html

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #13

“Let It Snow” – Frank Sinatra

This is a classic.  Frank is awesome. I love the brass in this version.

Top 25 Christmas Songs: #14

“Oh Come Emmanuel” – Haste the Day

First of all, I’m pissed off since this used to be on YouTube but no longer is and I DON’T KNOW WHY.  Whatever.  This song is so good, so powerful, so moving.  When the chorus of “Rejoice! Rejoice!” comes in, wow…maybe it’s just me (and it probably is) but it’s incredibly beautiful.  This video was the best I could find, it’s instrumental, but it’s still really great.  Don’t forget, Jesus is the reason for the season.